M6P #71:The Real Jarid Mayo
By Andy Kirby
A Peak Behind the Curtain
We often times idolize those that we look up to. But sometimes when we really get to know that person, we see that they are just a regular guy…or a average Joe…the CHILD-HATING MONSTER that we didn’t know that we idolized. It’s TRUE, I HEARD THE WHOLE THING!!!! One (if not both) of our hosts totally don’t like kids and would rather live a long self-fulfilling life full of other people’s children. What will we do with all this free time? Isn’t it obvious? CUDDLE!!!!! That’s right! We will CUDDLE while listening to Tina and doing the (patent-pending) Tina Mayo Workouts. We will CUDDLE while Jennifer takes her daily two hour naps. We will CUDDLE while we drown broken bunnies and nurse runts back to health. We will CUDDLE as we sit on the couch and correct Andy’s misinformation about the Marvel U. We will CUDDLE while we play cards and guess animals and watch Charade and play charades and drink energy drinks and eat every two hours and workout once a day and read Storm comics and post on Facebook and watch the news and go to youth group and watch viral videos. THIS IS MARVEL 616 POLITICS, AND WE WILL CUDDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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