616 Interviews – Gambit

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gambs-250x300Today we have everyone’s favorite Cajun mutant with us: Gambit! We’ll talk about life, love, and living down on the Bayou.

Marvel 616 Politics: Thank you for joining us today, Gambit.

Gambit: Ya welcome, mon ami.

M6P: That’s an interesting accent. Where are you from exactly?

G: Well, Gambit from de Bayou, no?

M6P: Are you asking me because I don’t know.

G: No. No, Gambit know you no know.

M6P: What’s with the triple negatives and the speaking in third person?

G: Gambit Cajun, friend!

M6P: Is that just French redneck?

G: Oui.

M6P: So you’re here today to push a new cook book, correct?

G: Yea, my friend Logan told me ta write one after he try my gumbo. It so good he dun throw’d up.

M6P: Wait…what?

G: Ya start wit drownin’ de crawdads in YooHoo (courtesy of Razorback), an’ den ya add everytin else. De special ingredient is an Ace of Spades.

M6P: You’re special ingredient is a playing card.

G: Gambit got a motif to uphold, friend.

M6P: I’d like to thank Gambit for coming by, wearing a pink turtle neck under a brown trench coat, and making disgusting food this week, and we hope to see you back here next week with someone who hopefully has slightly better all-around taste.

Producer Farmer Andy: Next week is Chamber.

G: Even Gambit know dat a low blow ‘cause he ain’t got no tongue.

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Like an infinite number of monkeys trying to write Hamlet, Kevin has been able to randomly place together words in a somewhat coherent order in an attempt to express his lifelong love of all things Marvel. Starting from the first moments he watched Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends as a little tyke, Kevin has grown into an actual adult male while somehow maintaining his passion for superheroes. Does he know how to the change the oil in his car? No! Can he explain the convoluted history of the X-Men comic book series? Listen, bud: no one can!