Superhero’s Craigslist Postings 4/26/14


2 sets of 3D glasses for LG 3D Cinema – $150

Recently bought a brand new 3D TV that came with 2 sets of glasses. Still brand new in their box. I have no use for them as for I have a slight altercation which refrains me from being able to use them.

Text Scott Summers @ 281-554-8525

Box of Assorted Items – $100 OBO

Box contains 3 jump ropes, 1 set of roller blades, 2 skateboards, soccer ball, and a thigh master. Thanks to my colleague, Erik, I no longer require the use of these items.

Contact Charles Xavier at 713-556-0009

Searching for super stretchy pants.

Currently looking for a few tear away pants that can stretch to enormous lengths. I tend to get angry carried away with situations and, let’s just say, I get “bloated”. Any brand and any color will do; except purple. I’m sick of purple.

Email Bruce at

In need of BIG shoes

I am searching for a custom shoe maker. I have been told I have a pretty big foot so my supply is limited. Have design in hand and color scheme. Really partial to purple and blue.

Custom size: 2487 Extra wide

Call Galan for further details at 832-999-1578


Must require Human “Speak and Spell”

I am of little words. I seek the human toy known as “Speak and Spell”. Money is not an issue for I am King. I am not able to speak without devastating effects. This will greatly improve the courtship with the women.

Call Blackagar Boltagon 832-261-6923