Superhero’s Craigslist Postings 4/26/14


2 sets of 3D glasses for LG 3D Cinema – $150

Recently bought a brand new 3D TV that came with 2 sets of glasses. Still brand new in their box. I have no use for them as for I have a slight altercation which refrains me from being able to use them.

Text Scott Summers @ 281-554-8525

Box of Assorted Items – $100 OBO

Box contains 3 jump ropes, 1 set of roller blades, 2 skateboards, soccer ball, and a thigh master. Thanks to my colleague, Erik, I no longer require the use of these items.

Contact Charles Xavier at 713-556-0009

Searching for super stretchy pants.

Currently looking for a few tear away pants that can stretch to enormous lengths. I tend to get angry carried away with situations and, let’s just say, I get “bloated”. Any brand and any color will do; except purple. I’m sick of purple.

Email Bruce at

In need of BIG shoes

I am searching for a custom shoe maker. I have been told I have a pretty big foot so my supply is limited. Have design in hand and color scheme. Really partial to purple and blue.

Custom size: 2487 Extra wide

Call Galan for further details at 832-999-1578


Must require Human “Speak and Spell”

I am of little words. I seek the human toy known as “Speak and Spell”. Money is not an issue for I am King. I am not able to speak without devastating effects. This will greatly improve the courtship with the women.

Call Blackagar Boltagon 832-261-6923

Follow Jarid Mayo:

Jarid AKA “The Good Looking One” became obsessed with the X-Men in 1992 when the animated series debuted. He’s been collecting ever since and has amased a small War Room of Marvel memorabilia. The Tina awards were inspired by his love for the Queen of Rock In Roll and he shares his hatred for sharks with Andy. Jarid is the X-Titles XPert.