The Only Awards that Matter!
Every year it’s the same thing. Blah blah blah…the Oscars. Are they white? Are they black? Did enough women win? Will the guy with the funny nose fall and straighten that nose out finally? Will I laugh and cry? Is there really a category for the best costume design for a supporting actress in a foreign documentary? (If there isn’t, there tootin’ should be!) But now is the time to really look back at the year in Marvel comics. To reflect on the good, the bad, and the late. Who will win? Will it be your favorite? (Dern tootin’ it won’t!) Or will it be Jarid’s favorite? (That guy really snikts my snakts, if you know what I mean!) No one knows what you mean. Listen, it’s just time for you to sit down and listen to our 2015 awards and our 2016 predictions. Sure, it may be boring. But ever since that whole Y2K thing, let alone that 2012 debacle, what else do you have going on? No…I mean really. What else is there?
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And remember, until next time, make yours Marvel 616 Politics!