By Andy Kirby
We all have them
I can honestly say that I’m discouraged. I mean it. I’m saddened by the state of affairs that I have witnessed and speculate to witness in the near and long-term future of the 616 universe. MY UNIVERSE!! I mean, the Hulk is brain-dead. Daredevil is outed. Black Widow is trying to redeem herself. And Spider-Man is actually Peter now?!?!?!?! How much can they torture me with their wanton use of colorful metaphor that is today’s movie-goer? Wait…sorry. I am mixing my similies. AnyWHO!!!! The short of it is that someone owes me an apology! I demand it. I DEMAND IT!! Apologize dern it! Apologize for your time travel nonsense! Apologize for destroying a whole universe in a box!! Apologize for your secondary and tertiary mutations!! Apologize for your intelligence and catestrophic use of the word ‘garters’!!! Oh..oh my….I think I know who I’m really mad at. Well, that’s revealing. I…I’m just feeling so blue.
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